Tale of an Oyster

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There once was an oyster whose story I tell,

Who found that some sand had got into his shell.

It was only a gram but it gave him a pain,

For oysters have feelings for all they’re so plain.

Now did he berate, the harsh workings of fate,

That had led him to such a deplorable fate?

Did he curse out the government,  » Read more

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